A brief note on grammar.

I'm not an English major. If you notice that I only use commas and periods, you would be right. I mean occasionally I'll throw in an exclamation point, if i want to get you all super excited! Anyway here is secret number one about liberal arts college. You don't need to know the rules of grammar or punctuation, just pick a famous author who used a unique style and compare yourself to him/her. I usually go with E.E. Cummings (not to be confused with Dave Cummings...i suggest you refrain from a google image search.) This is the honest truth, anytime a professor calls you out for a small mistake, just claim you did it intentionally and you are good to go. I once handed in a paper without a single comma!